Fics!

[dorky]

Two ficlets I posted for the Porn Battle X:


Prompt: 'cook'.
interludio
[ The A-Team (2010), slash, B.A./Murdock, 2,324 words, ADULT ]
BA tries to have sex with Murdock. Murdock tries to cook. Or is it the other way around?
eppy applied for beta duty, thanks hon! :D

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Prompts: 'hold' and 'grab'.
apply some pressure
[ The A-Team (2010), slash, B.A./Murdock, 566 words, ADULT ]
Murdock is really, really annoying. So it comes as no surprise when B.A. reacts.
Written in about twenty minutes and not beated, so if you spot any mistakes, please tell me.

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Comments

[the_wanlorn]

I am still just making *_____________* faces all the fuck over both of these.

[dorky]

Lol. :D

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[(Anonymous)]

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